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Time to take the train to work. Maybe you should call for a cab, but do you even deserve a cab with your current pay grade?
If humans have crafted a version of hell, rest assured it manifests at 9 am in the form of a meeting.
When you have to work on your old laptop that sounds like its going to jet off when you turn it on and take an hour just to turn on, its either time to dissociate on your phone.
Why take a shit at home for free when you can get paid for it at work? Time is money.
From Gourmet Dreams to Sad Steam: Unleashing Culinary Woes with the Microwave Extraordinaire. Food made for a work machine!
Could you tell me what our company is protecting these computers from? Aggressive typing?
If you added all the paper you used throughout your time in this office, you could build a ladder to success.
Nothing Says 'Unity' Like Forced Fun and Trust Falls
If your hour in the toilet didn’t grant you enough time away from work, congregate around some inanimate object with your office buddy and act like you are discussing something important.
Let's leverage our synergies and brainstorm innovative solutions to streamline our workflow, ensuring seamless integration with the latest tech stack and enhancing our deliverables, ultimately maximizing our ROI and staying ahead of the competition.
What did we do today? Idk . But I guess at least we spent some time trading time for money.